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10 Cool Shirt Designs To Rock at Your Next Event

November 26, 2019

“If you've gotta think about being cool, you ain't cool.” -- Pasquale Rotella... I think. 

Cool is cool. It’s simple, no need to make it complicated. If you’re having a hard time with it, here’s a shortcut you can take. Any of these will get the job done.

Here’s our picks for 10 cool shirt designs for you.

1. We are not alone. Our alien overlords are keeping an eye on us. They’re smarter and better than us. But there’s a catch…they’re major assholes. That explains all those “probing” incidents.

2. Take some magic mushrooms if you want to get to this purple maze. Enter at your own risk though, we are not responsible for what happens to you while you’re inside. We can guarantee that it will be a good time though.

3. For all the party animals out there, I present you with your new god. The Insomniac Owl. Before you go out to a party, you have to offer a sacrifice to the Insomniac Owl. It can be whatever you want. He prefers vodka though. Just don’t piss it off though, he won’t let you sleep.

4. He was working on his screenplay on a regular night. But it was later than usual. Everything seemed normal, but then the table started to move. His drink fell off the edge. And that’s when it appeared. A shark emerged from his ink bottle. He looked at the guy and said… “you ain’t cool.” True story.


5. An emoji Godzilla, because why the fuck not. A cool design doesn’t have to make sense. And this doesn’t sense. But you’re not here for things that make sense. This is cool, trust me.


6. Follow the lights. The most beautiful girl in Japan lived in this small village. But people from all over world started coming to the village to see her. Rich guys promised her mansions. Kings promised her a kingdom. But there was only one cool guy. He lit up 1,000 lanterns and released them outside her house. He stole money from the rich guys to buy the lanterns and he made her the Queen of the Lights.


7. A creative explosion that will blow your mind. It’s that moment you have an idea that’s so good you can’t believe it. If you’ve never experienced this, you’re missing out.


8. Boats and Hoes. The future of Prestige Worldwide Entertainment. If you don’t know what this is, then it’s too late for you. If you don’t know by now, you can’t sit with us. But seriously, go watch Step Brothers right now.


9. The Baleen whale is one of the most majestic creatures in the world. One of the oldest animals in the ocean. They’re so wise. Oh yea, they can also travel across the universe with their own portals.



10. Don’t fuck with GhettoLisa. She broke into the museum and stole herself. She doest whatever she wants, whenever she wants to. She’ll fuck yo couch. Who’s smiling now? Me. Cause I got this cool shirt.


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